MANLAW: The answer to any question asked by a woman with whom you have no long-term emotional attachment, that starts with "can i have" and ends with a dollar figure of ANY amount is always no.
Case in point: I'm on IM with a woman I know from a large midwestern city. Haven't talked to her in months until last week when she caught up with me thru myspace. Anywho, "known" her a while, used to chat all the time but we've never met. In the middle of the convo comes this:
Random woman: "hey can u send me 1000. ? i want to get my appraiers license..need cash for classes.."
Dafuc I look like? This from a woman who told me a random boytoy recently took her to Nemacolin on vacation. Surely she jests! Of course the answer is a bigass hellsno off the top, but I entertain the silliness. "Where's boytoy?" I asked, to which she responded he'd be curbed cuz he couldn't stop talking about his ex.
(in best R. Kelly falsetto) Waitaminite. You mean to tell me this herb tricks you outta town on his dime, still can't get his mind off last week's news, and you're half-jokingly asking me to invest in your education with no foreseeable return on said investment?!
Dafuc I look like?
But wait, there's more:
Random woman: "...ur not supportive..."
Me: "i am supporting you in that. i'm supporting your ability to be independent"
RW: "u want to slide ur c..k in me and support me like that but not in all my endaevours!"
YOU DAMN RIGHT I DO! After all...
Dafuc I look like?
-PGS
14 comments:
....and I'm spent.
Did she really use the word "Cock"? Hee-fuking-larious!
out. of. order.
and this guy is someone's mentor!
just shutdafucup and give me $2,000 for the hell of it.
That is too funny. You know your boy, who shall remain nameless, but he knows who he is, asked me to come out my pocket and give him some money to spend ON OTHER WOMEN next month. And I said, "what happened to all that money 'you had to burn' last year?" I'm sure it was all in jest.
I've never really seriously asked a guy for money, not that kinda money. Maybe gas money or something. For some reason scrubs are attracted to me, so I'm lucky if I don't have to drive AND I don't have to pay for dinner.
Well Manlaw
A woman can only get money from me if it is really life or death or if she earns points from the Manlaw Point System.
Never again.
and by the way
as far as whatdafuc you look like, i'm guessing an ATM is the short answer.
Boo Boo da fool!
Am I right?
Y'all were playing a guessing game, right?
If not, tell that chick to kick bricks!
ILLLLL!!!
I'm with Hizzle!!
But at the same time, I'm not gone ask a nigga for money, even if its life or death situation, daddy didn't raise a golddigger...however, I won't ask you for cash, don't ask me for no ass....agreed?...*lol*
"I won't ask you for cash, don't ask me for no ass....agreed?"
Sure, Nsane, we can agree to that. So long as you agree that that statement essentially equates your thinking to that of a prostitute. Me, I'm good with that. Should be legal.
But see pimp, if you don't give cash, that's unconscious deduction in the point system.
This goes back to the need of the men's point system.
This blog goes in circles.
seriously, i'm laughing so hard i can't type...
way to not be supportive, LOL!
First I want to say keep up the great writing bruh. My boy just sent me this link, he's been reading you for a while and thought i should see. i must say as crazy as she sounds she's not alone. I live in the chi and i know women just like that who try and pull the same crap.
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