The reasons she's not the one
- She snores. During the night, she bellows out a loud-pitch, glass-shattering snore that makes it impossible for you to sleep for one second. SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
- She admits she takes bad care of her car: Women treat just about all their material possessions with care. So, if you find a woman that claims she doesn't take care of a car she depends on everyday. SHE'S NOT THE ONE
- She's late for everything. It doesn't matter the event (movies, dinner, concert, banquet, picking you up from the train station, etc..) she's going to be late and fashionably late at that. When she says 10 minutes, she really means 20. SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
- She calls one of her male friends "her husband." If this doesn't have red flag written all over it...I don't know what else would. If you haven't hit it yet and she's throwing nicknames around like "my husband" to describe one of her male "friends," you are probably never going to hit it and should move on. She's keeping you on the bench for a reason. SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
- She takes forever to comply with a simple request from you. If a woman cares about you, then she will not take forever to return a phone call, a text message or an e-mail with a request from you...whether it be urgent or not. SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
- She doesn't offer you a drink or any food when you come to visit. You're visiting her place for the first time and she doesn't offer to feed you or give you something to drink. Meanwhile, she gets herself something to drink (a Heineken for that matter) and sits back on the couch like nothing is wrong with that picture. Now, the only exception to this scenario is if the visit leads to sex. SHE'S NOT THE ONE.
4 comments:
Well, Beyonce only said if you like it then you should put a ring on it, not if you can maybe possibly get over it....
Oh so u been writing but cant comment *removes from approved reader list* :-p
The last one is definitely important. No one should want to be with someone with no manners!
@LaPreghiera...lol. Beyonce had that all wrong from the beginning and she's confused way too many women with that song. You don't put a ring on a finger of a woman you like, you put a ring on a finger of a woman you love.
@Dopelikelouboutins. I've been busy with work...and remember my hiatus from dating = less material to blog about.
@Epsilonicus...I totally agree.
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