Thursday, August 30, 2007

How Not To Become a Single Woman During Football Season

I don't have any scientific research to back up this claim but I'm going out on a limb and saying there's a spike in breakups during the fall because of football season.

And guess what?

It is not his fault.

Football was there before you were and that will never change. Don't make him choose football or you...because you just might get your feelings hurt.

Seriously.

So, that's the manlaw/PSA for you ladies...and don't say I didn't save you from becoming a single woman during football season.

Also...check out the links below

Read This (Part 1)

Read This (Part 2)

13 comments:

Tupac Da Dogg said...

...or girlfriends could just learn about football and cheer for their men's team (unless they have one of their own). He'd be happy. She'd be happy.

I love me some rawhide when I'm watching the Texans. And no poodle is stopping me, no matter how cute she is.

*Tanyetta* said...

haha...cool post. hey, i have NO problem with football or any sport in my home. It gives me a chance to get stuff done around the house too :)

upstatesista2 said...

Love the post!
I love football so I won't have that problem!

Darby said...

I'd have to say this post works the other way around for me. If my guy doesnt know how to respect the football season, we're most likely gonna have problems. :)

Mahogany Misfit said...

Ugh Nick played football in college and he is glued to this fucking shit during the fall and winter.

I hate it.

I don't get it. It's so damn stupid. All that tackling and jumping on each other and shit. What's the point? Are they trying to win a damn game or end up in a wheelchair?

But...I'm the daughter of a basketball coach so I'm much more of an NBA girl.

jrzylioness said...

well i have it easy, i actually enjoy the sport. plus I have a cousin that plays for the giants so every game is an event! it's just football, not that serious!

Sherlon Christie said...

@tupac_da_dogg...that's good advice women should engrave into their heads.

@tanyetta...that's the attitude more women need to adopt.

@upstatesista2...glad you are a fan...nothing more attractive than a woman that loves sports or can at least tolerate it if I'm hooked on it.

@darby....tell 'em...lol

@the mistress....wow...so you are a living example of my post. How about you get your cuddle time in at the same time and lie down in his lap while he's watching the game. Fall asleep if you must but he'll appreciate the effort you are putting forth.

@jrzylioness...I have diehard Giants fans in my office and I hate to see them get disappointed each season. Maybe this year...will be the year...

Lola Gets said...

I agree: if a man did something before you met him, youd best believe hes going to continue it while youre with him, so let him have his football!

Hell, Ill even watch a few games with him, if he doesnt mind my lusting after all the athletic menses in the tight pants, lol.

Hey SPCHRIST, I havent seen you by my blog lately - miss ya!

L

Sherlon Christie said...

lola gets....been busy with work...but thanks for coming through and going to your blog now to show some love.

Amadeo said...

Dude my girl toenail polish strictly for the Ravens season. May have to marry her.

Sherlon Christie said...

@amadeo...there is nothing better than a woman that appreciates sports.

Believer said...

I think there's a crossroads when you're married (dating is different) where the wife just needs to get a grip and learn how the game is played. Our love for sports has now been passed down to our daughter who just turned three. She can easily have outbursts of excitement like her dad using terms such as STRIKE or TOUCH DOWN!

Anonymous said...

I love this post.

My lady friend likes football too. The only problem is that she is Browns fan and I am a Ravens fan. That can get ugly on Sundays