Virginia's biggest loser +1

So, William Taylor (left) really messed up. And his wife made him pay by wearing this silly sign admitting his adultery.
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Manlaw: Is this the new punishment for adultery? I hope not because no one is winning here.

William is "suffering" temporary embarrassment by wearing this silly sign but did he really learn his lesson and will he never cheat on his wife again?

We don't know that for sure.

His wife doesn't win either because the world now knows her husband stepped out on her and her marriage. I hope there are no kids in this family because they've been exposed to unnecessary shame not to mention family and friends that know these two idiots.

So, Mrs. Taylor if you really want to make a statement next time, do it quietly and file for divorce or better yet...stop with the gimmicks and make your cheating husband sleep on the couch with no sex for a month...that's if you plan to forgive him. If not, go with option No. 1 and keep the rest of the world out of your marriage.

"My Affair Wasn't 'Legally Wrong' "

John Ensign Article

That quote above was said by esteemed US Senator John Ensign. He used this in comparing his affair to Bill Clinton when asked if he should resign.

This is the most wack excuse ever. I am sure every cheating man in America has considered using that excuse. However, I am sure Ensign is the only guy to ever actually use it. If I was to ever cheat, I am going to use a better line. Here are some good examples:

"Babe, it was an accident. I kind of slipped, fell, and landed in the va-jay-jay"

" I was drunk"

" My heart ain't got nothing to do with my penis. He says that you are still his favorite (Thanks Kanye)"

All of these are better than "my affair wasn't legally wrong".