Ladies…leave the bullshitting to the professionals…in this case the male species. Manlaw 3:20
Men are the presidents, CEOs and chairmen of the boards when it comes to BULLSHITTING, Inc. We built this empire and we will surely protect our interests for now and forever more.
Exhibit A:
My boy has been dating his girlfriend on-and-off for 9 years. His girlfriend is yearning for that diamond ring and the house with a two-car garage. They’ve already got kids and he takes care of them well. He’s told me that he’s straight as far as marriage is concerned…so in simple terms as my girls En Vogue once sang she’s “never gonna get it…neva….eva…gonna get it.” The bullshit timer is still ticking and she’s still with him.
Back to the foundation of my thesis: ladies…leave the bullshitting to the professionals…in this case the male species.
Exhibit B:
The reason women shouldn’t bullshit is because their lineage (if you believe the Christian theology) is inherently flawed thanks to the first women name Eve. Ya’ll know the Bible story, God said don’t eat the fruit and of course bullshitting Eve got greedy and f$cked ya’ll up for everlasting generations. Now, many women are born with a defective bullshitting gene in their DNA.
How can I say that?
Well, that has to be the only reason good-natured, fine, got-it-together black women fall prey to bullshitting men all the time. Ya’ll are always willing to take a chance on a brother with rough edges and severe baggage.
You think we are doing that for ya’ll? Hell f$cking no.
Ya’ll also know you’ve got at least one girlfriend (maybe two…if your very unlucky) that burns up your anytime minutes to tell you about her bullshitting man. She tells you the same story. You give her the same advice. The result is always the same. Status quo.
Bullshitting in full effect.
The problem is women don’t understand the fundamental concept behind bullshitting. You can only bullshit with someone that is naïve enough to fall for it. So, in this case ladies you are not givers but genetically predisposed to receive bullshit. It is your choice or not to accept it.
So, what happens when women try to bullshit? More often than not, ladies you play yourselves in the process. You always pick a good man to bullshit and it almost always backfires in your face.
Why?
Men are certified bullshitters and we recognize that you’re a wannabe bullshitter from the jump. We will not tell you this right away…but we’ll let you breathe on your own for a while because we all know at some point ya’ll going to run out of oxygen.
It is at that point we gently remind you to "leave the bullshitting to the professionals...in this case the male species" with the breath that we saved listening to you.
13 comments:
Uh...wow!! Somebody's angry. But I agree. I'm a grown ass woman and don't have time to bullshit. I will happily give you the bizness the first time around.
That was good. Really really good. Couldn't have said it better myself..Keep it up fellas.
Bravo bravo!! I never met a woman who could bullshit better than a man.
Real women (and men) don't need to bullsh*t. Because real game requires no lies -- cuz you'll want me anyway, regardless of whatever else I got going on! HAHAHA If not, no sweat. Because the next bus is running in 10 minutes.
I agree with BZ. Why would you want to be a professional bullshitter? Isn't being yourself good enough?
Wonder where they get it from? HMMMMM.....I can see thru the bullshit sometimes..more often i am right so I dont get caught up. but it has happened..U can't BULLSHIT a bullshitter.....
I think both sexes are equal opportunity bsers. Observing the men I know has however taught me that it is an art nevertheless. I know some men that run a good game, but some women who could game em under a table.
BS is never a good thing.
People need to live their lives with a little more truth, some integrity, and dare I say class?
Umm who the hell has time to play games, anymore? If you got that much time on your hands get a parttime job!
I don't have time to bullshit and I agree with BZ, the best game is the honest truth...cause you gone respect it one way or another, deal with it or not...and never be misled in the process...
In my never to be humble opinion your evidence does not show why women are bad at it, but a bad situation of getting caught up in it.
Go back and read Genesis 2, 3 and stop postulating on what you thought you heard last easter in service. God told ADAM, before Eve was even on the scene "DO NOT EAT THAT!" She got the orders 2nd hand from Adam, being the man. Then the serpent circumvented Adam, who was somewhere, but not there taking care of his woman (as usual).
When God knew what they had done He came looking for ADAM, not Eve, she was not in charge. He gave ADAM dominion and authority over the garden, to name every creature. Adam tried to blame Eve & God, and you can consider this the first time man tried to test his 'professional skills' and it didn't work! If anything Eve learned quick from his mistake and told the truth, but since we've been cursed to have to deal with your BS...
As for it being a genetic issue, considering the fact that no vital genes reside on the Y chromosome, (many scientists have theorized the Y presence itself IS a genetic flaw) allowing the genes causing hemophilia and color blindness to be active and almost exclusive to the male population, perhaps having XX genes just cancels BS-ing out, which is why we are less successful in certain ituations....
Yall are funny, and the co-signers are funny too...
@ Athena Nike....LMAO....that was one hell of a rebuttal....
You're very welcome....
Amen, standing and hi-fiving on that one Athena. I know a couple of females that are premium, pulitzer prize winning bs'ers, BUT, they wouldn't tell the truth to save their life. But I'm with BZ too, maybe we're not good at it b/c we know it's best to tell the truth, and if you can't deal with it, we'll find someone who will.
umm.. what? those are horrid examples. i can think of several dudes who are unable to think straight b/c of bsing women. and truly why would you want to claim that as something you do well... wow... bizarre.
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