This is the most wack excuse ever. I am sure every cheating man in America has considered using that excuse. However, I am sure Ensign is the only guy to ever actually use it. If I was to ever cheat, I am going to use a better line. Here are some good examples:
"Babe, it was an accident. I kind of slipped, fell, and landed in the va-jay-jay"
" I was drunk"
" My heart ain't got nothing to do with my penis. He says that you are still his favorite (Thanks Kanye)"
All of these are better than "my affair wasn't legally wrong".
2 comments:
Wow I must have missed that statement. It is no better then if it happens on vacation it's not cheating. There is no need to make excuses period. The bottom line is that you were horny and the other person was available and you could. Case closed!
@Meeka...exactly!
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