Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Six orgasms in 24 minutes...(or "Damn, we really do have to talk to them?")

The medical researcher who discovered women's "g-spots" is out with a new book that says women's brains are the most important organ in achieving orgasm, and not any physical part of the body.

The book is about, simply "The science of orgasm", but in one particularly interesting chapter, she details how some women with spinal injuries could actually relearn how to, well, get off -- in one case to the tune of six (count 'em: six) in a 24 minute span.

I don't know about y'all, but as successful as I like to think I am in the bedroom, six in 24 minutes? The hell kinda hairpin trigger she got? And not for nothing, don't think we men don't understand what this researcher is really trying to accomplish: all of a sudden there's a branch of science "proving" that stimulating a woman's brain really IS the key to everything else. Right, how convenient it is that now there's a way to definitively link actually having to have a conversation with your wife or girlfriend to how well things go later on when you're trying to do anything but talk.

Keep your book, lady.

8 comments:

Amadeo said...

On the other end I read this article that mentioned a woman's book stated that since testosterone causes horniness women have naturally lower libidos. The guy who wrote the article says this means guys should go back to drinking beer and playing video games cause talking to her won't make her want to have sex.

LaPreghiera said...

Why is it so hard for men to comprehend that having, riding, or sucking a phallus (dick, penis, magic stick) is not the answer to everything, especially for women?
I understand for the sake of controversy & discussion you chose to focus your post on a point of contention for heterosexual men in general - As with so many other things in the new millenium, women are capable of & actively getting theirs on their own. Yet the whole crux of the article linked was about the work of a woman whose life work has been to help couples have mind blowing sexual relationships, not conversations, by exploring women's sexuality. As successful as you like to think you are in the bedroom, it would not hurt to log on to amazon.com, and order it. I am sure most of the freaks you've known, already have.

Chance said...

All I can say is Wow.

Gemini Girl aka GG said...

in my experience a woman can experience waves of orgasmic spasms but to hit the big O that leaves you lifeless?? don't think I could do that 6 times in a 24hr period!..the big ones take lots of building up to, lots of mini waves. I want to be researched!

Lola Gets said...

Wow, yet another book pointed out that men and women are different; alert the presses! Comeon guys, this book didnt reveal anything you dont already know. Everyone has to live their lives their own way, but sometimes the ends justify the means.

@Amadeo, Dan Savage wrote a review of that book in last week's column, and he recieved an enromous backlash of comments from women who didnt belied that books' theory. Google it and check it out.

The OE said...

As a secret agent, I can attest to the veracity of the assertion.

*Tanyetta* said...

ditto what tantrum said.

Sherlon Christie said...

lol @ all the comments