Trapped in the Closet

So I was chilling in the airport in New Orleans when I ran across this story in my hometown paper.

Husband shoots man found hiding in bedroom closet
He batters wife; intruder has emergency surgery

From staff reports
After he returned from work to his Uptown home early Monday and found a man hiding in a bedroom closet, Gregory S. Becknel shot the man in the stomach, turned on his wife and hit her several times in the face, New Orleans police said.
Becknel, 39, then called police, who found the man in an upstairs closet suffering from a gunshot wound.
The man, Marvin D. Bell, 40, underwent emergency surgery at Elmwood Trauma Center after the 6 a.m. incident. He was in stable condition Monday afternoon.
Becknel's wife, whose name was not released, suffered a swollen right eye and a swollen, cut lip.
Police transported Becknel, who lives in the 500 block of Soniat Street, to Orleans Parish Prison and booked him with attempted second-degree murder and domestic abuse.
Officers recovered a .40-caliber semi-automatic handgun believed to have been used in the incident, as well as one spent casing.

MANLAW: Brothas, if a woman tells you to run to a closet, yo ass better find the nearest window. Ladies, if you have a man and want to get down with another brother, find a safer environment to get some ass.