Over the years I have had an informal discussion and experience with spoiled women.
A friend of mine asked me recently if she was spoiled.
Well, there are different degrees of being spoiled.
The not-so-bad version I would define as accustomed.
Women become accustomed to certain things and don't want to go back to bullshit. But these women are for the most part self-sufficient.
But then there is the bad case when they are enabled and feel the sense of entitlement to any and everything.
This is today's will focus - the enabled and the entitled.
There is this one chick that I have known for years that simply believes she is the girl, she controls everything.
But when this Burger King (cuz chick think she can have it her way) chick thinks she can say or do whatever she pleases with men because she thinks men should cow tail to her assiento because she has cat power.
MANLAW states that this sort of behavior only works with boys.
In fact, it does as said brat is with someone much younger than her and has no job.
But at least she has control of this dude.
Poor dude needs to be baptized under the power of MANLAW and rid himself of this disease.
So the brothers must seek out this dude and free him like the many others we will free in this forum.
MANLAW.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
If I said it I meant it
So there's a really important thing you should understand about me: I'm a father of two sons. If you're a parent of any reasonable account, you know how significant that is. My boys are my pride and joy, the people I love above any and everything in life. They're also the reason why I'll never, EVER have any more kids.
I mean, as great as kids are -- and they are great -- being a parent is tough. Being a parent estranged from their mother and by proxy them, living in another state and having to put up with a buncha bullshit makes it that much tougher. So I decided a long time ago that it was two and I'm through. I'm lucky enough to have sons that are the spitting image of dad, have a great relationship with them and be young enough that they'll be grown while I still have some of the prime of my own life left. Why ruin a good thing?
This however, does NOT sit well with a female coworker of mine and her roommate, who I was driving home tonite. My decision to not want anymore children, in their minds was an affront to whomever I wind up hitched to (this is assuming I'm getting hitched; more on that later). By deciding at a young age and before I'm married (there's that assumption again) that I want no more children, I'm somehow snatching something away from whoever this woman is, assuming she has no children of her own, they argued.
This argument went on the whole ride, but at the end of the day, they surmised that what really must be going on is that I just haven't found the right woman, that when she comes along, I won't be so rigid.
Um, no. Ladies, please do NOT follow this line of thinking in your dealings with men. If a guy tells you he doesn't intend to do something -- get married, be monogamous, have babies, take out the trash every week -- assume he means it. Decide whether or not you can deal, and if you can't, move on.
And fellas: stick to your guns. If you know you don't want brats, don't make 'em. If you're not a Johnny Gill-type, don't be shammed into believing that all you are is some sensitive guy waiting to be touched by an angel so you can become more of a gentleman. Do you. Be you.
Manlaw: If I say it, I mean it. And don't expect me to change. You'll lose that bet every time.
-PGS
I mean, as great as kids are -- and they are great -- being a parent is tough. Being a parent estranged from their mother and by proxy them, living in another state and having to put up with a buncha bullshit makes it that much tougher. So I decided a long time ago that it was two and I'm through. I'm lucky enough to have sons that are the spitting image of dad, have a great relationship with them and be young enough that they'll be grown while I still have some of the prime of my own life left. Why ruin a good thing?
This however, does NOT sit well with a female coworker of mine and her roommate, who I was driving home tonite. My decision to not want anymore children, in their minds was an affront to whomever I wind up hitched to (this is assuming I'm getting hitched; more on that later). By deciding at a young age and before I'm married (there's that assumption again) that I want no more children, I'm somehow snatching something away from whoever this woman is, assuming she has no children of her own, they argued.
This argument went on the whole ride, but at the end of the day, they surmised that what really must be going on is that I just haven't found the right woman, that when she comes along, I won't be so rigid.
Um, no. Ladies, please do NOT follow this line of thinking in your dealings with men. If a guy tells you he doesn't intend to do something -- get married, be monogamous, have babies, take out the trash every week -- assume he means it. Decide whether or not you can deal, and if you can't, move on.
And fellas: stick to your guns. If you know you don't want brats, don't make 'em. If you're not a Johnny Gill-type, don't be shammed into believing that all you are is some sensitive guy waiting to be touched by an angel so you can become more of a gentleman. Do you. Be you.
Manlaw: If I say it, I mean it. And don't expect me to change. You'll lose that bet every time.
-PGS
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
The Point System
MANLAW: The formation of the Ladies Point System
During the course of a man courting a woman, the man attempts to score "points" to earn certain privileges.
You get points for sending flowers.
You get points for sending just thinking about you cards.
You get many points for getting that right gift for her b-day.
You accumulate points by being a perfect gentlemen: opening doors for her, seating her first at the dinner table, taking her to the movies.
The like frequent flier miles you can cash in for certain benefits they can be other things besides sex since some of the readers here may assume that's the lone prize. Some other prizes, loyalty, a well-cooked meal, being decisive, rubbing my feet.
So today MANLAW will take effect. There will be new rules on this.
It's time for women to accumulate points.
MANLAW will dictate the point system if a woman wants a strong, black man, since you know statistically speaking they are a rare find. So the stakes should be higher for these dudes.
Here is the rationale behind this system.
Typically a guy gives the woman the benefit of the doubt. The woman starts with a grade of 100 and loses points if she does. A dude has to build up credit with the woman.
So Manlaw will reverse that and pronounce that women too must start at the bottom.
I will allow my fellow brothers to set up the point system.
During the course of a man courting a woman, the man attempts to score "points" to earn certain privileges.
You get points for sending flowers.
You get points for sending just thinking about you cards.
You get many points for getting that right gift for her b-day.
You accumulate points by being a perfect gentlemen: opening doors for her, seating her first at the dinner table, taking her to the movies.
The like frequent flier miles you can cash in for certain benefits they can be other things besides sex since some of the readers here may assume that's the lone prize. Some other prizes, loyalty, a well-cooked meal, being decisive, rubbing my feet.
So today MANLAW will take effect. There will be new rules on this.
It's time for women to accumulate points.
MANLAW will dictate the point system if a woman wants a strong, black man, since you know statistically speaking they are a rare find. So the stakes should be higher for these dudes.
Here is the rationale behind this system.
Typically a guy gives the woman the benefit of the doubt. The woman starts with a grade of 100 and loses points if she does. A dude has to build up credit with the woman.
So Manlaw will reverse that and pronounce that women too must start at the bottom.
I will allow my fellow brothers to set up the point system.
All things in moderation
I can't think of a better way to spend an off day. Sex. PlayStation. More sex. More PlayStation. Head while....
Y'all get the point. But all things have limits. Consider this: word has it that just such a night was the undoing of Brazil's top soccer player on the eve of the biggest stage of 'em all.
Like I said, there are few better days than one when I can get the equipment polished over a good few hours of Madden (can't wait for '07 next month). But sometimes there can be too much of a good thing.
All things in moderation people. Manlaw.
-PGS
Y'all get the point. But all things have limits. Consider this: word has it that just such a night was the undoing of Brazil's top soccer player on the eve of the biggest stage of 'em all.
Like I said, there are few better days than one when I can get the equipment polished over a good few hours of Madden (can't wait for '07 next month). But sometimes there can be too much of a good thing.
All things in moderation people. Manlaw.
-PGS
Dafuc I look like?
MANLAW: The answer to any question asked by a woman with whom you have no long-term emotional attachment, that starts with "can i have" and ends with a dollar figure of ANY amount is always no.
Case in point: I'm on IM with a woman I know from a large midwestern city. Haven't talked to her in months until last week when she caught up with me thru myspace. Anywho, "known" her a while, used to chat all the time but we've never met. In the middle of the convo comes this:
Random woman: "hey can u send me 1000. ? i want to get my appraiers license..need cash for classes.."
Dafuc I look like? This from a woman who told me a random boytoy recently took her to Nemacolin on vacation. Surely she jests! Of course the answer is a bigass hellsno off the top, but I entertain the silliness. "Where's boytoy?" I asked, to which she responded he'd be curbed cuz he couldn't stop talking about his ex.
(in best R. Kelly falsetto) Waitaminite. You mean to tell me this herb tricks you outta town on his dime, still can't get his mind off last week's news, and you're half-jokingly asking me to invest in your education with no foreseeable return on said investment?!
Dafuc I look like?
But wait, there's more:
Random woman: "...ur not supportive..."
Me: "i am supporting you in that. i'm supporting your ability to be independent"
RW: "u want to slide ur c..k in me and support me like that but not in all my endaevours!"
YOU DAMN RIGHT I DO! After all...
Dafuc I look like?
-PGS
Case in point: I'm on IM with a woman I know from a large midwestern city. Haven't talked to her in months until last week when she caught up with me thru myspace. Anywho, "known" her a while, used to chat all the time but we've never met. In the middle of the convo comes this:
Random woman: "hey can u send me 1000. ? i want to get my appraiers license..need cash for classes.."
Dafuc I look like? This from a woman who told me a random boytoy recently took her to Nemacolin on vacation. Surely she jests! Of course the answer is a bigass hellsno off the top, but I entertain the silliness. "Where's boytoy?" I asked, to which she responded he'd be curbed cuz he couldn't stop talking about his ex.
(in best R. Kelly falsetto) Waitaminite. You mean to tell me this herb tricks you outta town on his dime, still can't get his mind off last week's news, and you're half-jokingly asking me to invest in your education with no foreseeable return on said investment?!
Dafuc I look like?
But wait, there's more:
Random woman: "...ur not supportive..."
Me: "i am supporting you in that. i'm supporting your ability to be independent"
RW: "u want to slide ur c..k in me and support me like that but not in all my endaevours!"
YOU DAMN RIGHT I DO! After all...
Dafuc I look like?
-PGS
Who are we
Today is a day a of freedom for the brothers.
Today is the debut of Brothers' Man Law.
We have drawn inspiration from the many commercials from Bud Light and will adopt those principles when it comes to making final judgments on the lives of men around this world.
When there is a situation, we will break it down and render final judgment.
Who are we?
We are three strong, professional brothers of different backgrounds.
Pimpgod'sson is 29-year old brother from Pittsburgh, who is straight up about everything he does in life. He believes it's up to you decide if you are going to deal with him or not.
Skinny G is a 32-year brother from New Orleans. He believes in loyalty and has a lot of compassion and still believes in being a southern gentlemen even though it's really not appreciated.
SPChrist is a 26-year old brother that hails from Boston. He believes that women are a gift to this world, but they need to know their boundaries.
This forum will give examples on how to position those boundaries and much, much more. So enjoy.
Today is the debut of Brothers' Man Law.
We have drawn inspiration from the many commercials from Bud Light and will adopt those principles when it comes to making final judgments on the lives of men around this world.
When there is a situation, we will break it down and render final judgment.
Who are we?
We are three strong, professional brothers of different backgrounds.
Pimpgod'sson is 29-year old brother from Pittsburgh, who is straight up about everything he does in life. He believes it's up to you decide if you are going to deal with him or not.
Skinny G is a 32-year brother from New Orleans. He believes in loyalty and has a lot of compassion and still believes in being a southern gentlemen even though it's really not appreciated.
SPChrist is a 26-year old brother that hails from Boston. He believes that women are a gift to this world, but they need to know their boundaries.
This forum will give examples on how to position those boundaries and much, much more. So enjoy.
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